Wednesday, December 15, 2010

lawyer jokes

A lawyer who defended the accused tried to break this creative defense: "My client put his hand into the window that just took a few worthless items. His hand is not himself, and I do not see how you can punish the whole body of what the arm did alone. "
"I accept," the judge replied, "I'll use your logic and send the defendant's arm to prison for a year. He can join it or leave it."
The defendant smiled, and with his attorney, he broke his artificial arm, placed it on the bench and walked away ...

Noam Kuris From the the site of


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